God

A man was riding his motorbike along a Californian beach when suddenly the booming voice of God said: "Because you have been faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The man said: "Build me a bridge to Hawaii." God replied: "It's an enormous undertaking to build over an ocean and it would require all the steel and concrete in the world, I can do it, but it's hard to justify. Is there anything else you can think of that would help mankind?"

The man thought for a bit, then said: "I wish all men could understand women, I want to know what she's thinking when I get the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says there's nothing wrong and how I can make her truly happy."

God replied: "Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?"