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    Posted: 11 May 2012 at 10:05
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Wardens funeral, a voice from inside screams "I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"
The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters "Too fooking late pal, the paperworks already done!"

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Brilliant!
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