Life without bikes and drink!

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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a
Particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,
"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you spend this on bike parts instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't had a bike in 20 years!"
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
The man replied, 
"That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and bikes."

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DrD Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List World Superbike Star Joined: 14 May 2013 Location: East Yorkshire Status: Offline Points: 239	Post Options Post Reply Quote DrD Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Life without bikes and drink! Posted: 20 Nov 2015 at 19:32
	A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a Particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you spend this on bike parts instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't had a bike in 20 years!" "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and bikes."
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cwp Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moto GP Alien Joined: 03 Feb 2014 Location: mid wales Status: Offline Points: 1699	Post Options Post Reply Quote cwp Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 20 Nov 2015 at 20:04
	Pmsl. That could be me cos I practically had to give up partying. Thank fugg I still got my Ape lol
	born ugly what's your excuse!!

badapple Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Premium Member Joined: 03 Nov 2014 Location: Norwich United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 5776	Post Options Post Reply Quote badapple Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 20 Nov 2015 at 21:19
	Hahaha
	I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left

NickyBoy1984 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moto GP Alien Exhaust freak! Joined: 24 Dec 2011 Location: Essex Status: Offline Points: 10532	Post Options Post Reply Quote NickyBoy1984 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 20 Nov 2015 at 21:50
	Haha, liked that NickyBoy
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spiceweasel Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Premium Member Joined: 29 Oct 2010 Location: york Status: Offline Points: 382	Post Options Post Reply Quote spiceweasel Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 20 Nov 2015 at 22:14

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IanG Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Premium Member Joined: 04 Oct 2010 Location: N Wales Status: Offline Points: 10767	Post Options Post Reply Quote IanG Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 21 Nov 2015 at 21:15
	I liked that much I've just forwarded it to my Mrs
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albrown001 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Premium Member Joined: 08 May 2013 Location: Dorset Status: Offline Points: 539	Post Options Post Reply Quote albrown001 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 22 Nov 2015 at 11:59
	ha ha ha. Just read this, will funny. Good one