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I have two dogs and I was buying a large bag of Purina at Tesco and standing in line at the check out. 
A man behind me asked if I had a dog. 
On
 impulse, I told him that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again 
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last 
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
 ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both 
arms. 
I told him that it was essentially a perfect diet and that 
the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets 
and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food
 is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically 
everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a
 woman who was behind him.
Horrified, he asked if I'd ended up in 
the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told him 
no; I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me.

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Rybes Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Premium Member Joined: 07 May 2015 Location: Denmark Status: Offline Points: 1958	Post Options Post Reply Quote Rybes Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: dog food Posted: 22 Jan 2016 at 20:22
	I have two dogs and I was buying a large bag of Purina at Tesco and standing in line at the check out. A man behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told him that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told him that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a woman who was behind him. Horrified, he asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told him no; I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me.
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