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    Posted: 07 Apr 2017 at 00:24
When we agreed to share all the work around the house was that her 50% of it was crapping the place up creating the 50 % cleaning for me
"Si me dices ven lo dejo todo ... pero dime ven"
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Diablo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Apr 2017 at 06:37
LOL LOL LOL

A man's work is never done...
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Hope ye don`t mind Geoff, but I`ve just copied that and e-mailed it to her indoors .... Ouch INCOMING
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote redratbike Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Apr 2017 at 10:35
Originally posted by flatlander flatlander wrote:

When we agreed to share all the work around the house was that her 50% of it was crapping the place up creating the 50 % cleaning for me
 
 
seems fair LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL


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born ugly what's your excuse!!
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I wasn't brave enough to send it to mine
"Si me dices ven lo dejo todo ... pero dime ven"
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I came home recently and my wife was sweeping the kitchen floor. I don't know quite why but ;  " are you still cleaning or you going somewhere on that " came out of my mouth. I had to run............lock myself in the garage for a while. LOL
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born ugly what's your excuse!!
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Or both
"Si me dices ven lo dejo todo ... pero dime ven"
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You know when she asks "so what are your plans for today"...... There obviously going to be the ones she has in her head for you, unless you can immediately come up with a structured bullsh*t reply
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Or the worst thing you can say
I don't mind ...whatever you want
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"It depends" is my usual response to the question Smile

That way it suggests that yes,you do have plans but you could be willing to modify them if really needed


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Originally posted by pepsiperfect pepsiperfect wrote:

"It depends"
>On what?
Have U got a reply to that?
That is EAXCTLY Y U NEED to compile a back-story list!!!
have you actually got a bike or just come on this forum for this section?


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