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Topic: Check out this beast on eBay
Posted By: wilko
Subject: Check out this beast on eBay
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2018 at 11:07
Anyone requiring some mild amusement on a Wednesday morning should check out this carbon fiber beast on ebay:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Aprilia-Mille-RSV-Carbon-Fiber-in-Mint-Condition-full-MOT-and-New-Tyres/263535424157?hash=item3d5bef729d:g:-IAAAOSw4aFanryH" rel="nofollow - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Aprilia-Mille-RSV-Carbon-Fiber-in-Mint-Condition-full-MOT-and-New-Tyres/263535424157?hash=item3d5bef729d:g:-IAAAOSw4aFanryH





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Posted By: Spoonz
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2018 at 11:20
Looks in decent nick but what is that piece of poo he has bolted on as a silencer. Looks hideous. Lifts in 5th ? yeah right if your going over a hump back bridge at 70


Posted By: wilko
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2018 at 11:30
Originally posted by Spoonz Spoonz wrote:

Looks in decent nick but what is that piece of poo he has bolted on as a silencer. Looks hideous. Lifts in 5th ? yeah right if your going over a hump back bridge at 70

Indeed! 

It was the sheer amount of 'beasts' in the description that tickled me


Posted By: longer
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2018 at 12:08
That brightened my day on this dull morning, I couldn't buy a bike from someone who describes it like that.
My personal highlights are.........
 
"Whoever is interested in this Beast that they know how to ride as she is very fast"
 
"the bike is 80% carbon fiber of the highest quality"
 
"She is very quick and with the new Battle Axe 016 racing tires she can lay herself very far on cornering"
 
 


Posted By: Diablo
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2018 at 13:27
His poor sore hart. I like the amount of toque it has for the 5th gear wheelies.

The bike is tidy enough, no prob with that. That baked bean tin of an exhaust has gotta go.




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Posted By: longer
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2018 at 13:40
Bit of a strong price though dont you think?


Posted By: wilko
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2018 at 13:48
Definitely bud. Especially considering you can get a low mileage 03R for under 2K these days... Wink


Posted By: longer
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2018 at 13:52
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL


Posted By: badapple
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2018 at 19:27
Hahaha love these adds. I suppose he's forgotten about the engine, frame, swinger, wheels, forks and everything else when its described as 80% carbon! Shame with a realistic price and an honest ad it would sell looks nice. Wilco you've nicked my line haha was going to say to longer " look what you could of had for another grand" .

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Posted By: Jollygiant
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2018 at 19:50
The carbon is that good you can't even really see it!!

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Posted By: longer
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2018 at 20:13
Originally posted by badapple badapple wrote:

Hahaha love these adds. I suppose he's forgotten about the engine, frame, swinger, wheels, forks and everything else when its described as 80% carbon! Shame with a realistic price and an honest ad it would sell looks nice. Wilco you've nicked my line haha was going to say to longer " look what you could of had for another grand" .
 
Gonna have sleepless nights over missing that one  LOL
 
As you say, if he took some decent pics so you could see the carbon, re-wrote the listing in English and reduced it, it would probably sell first time around. Probably be one of them you see on there for a while now like the 4k gen 1 with jester kit.


Posted By: FTM
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2018 at 21:52
The bike is in Cornwall but the seller is in Aldershot, Hampshire! Lots of spelling and grammar mistakes, something's not quite right with this advert.


Posted By: Hangry
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2018 at 22:21

Love it.looks like some sort of cut down delkevic can.


Posted By: wilko
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2018 at 18:59
The beast is back on with a
£1000 price reduction


Posted By: Sam.moz86
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2018 at 19:28
Originally posted by wilko wilko wrote:

The beast is back on with a
£1000 price reduction


Tuning into a beast of a deal


Posted By: legend88
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2018 at 20:33
Originally posted by wilko wilko wrote:

The beast is back on with a
£1000 price reduction


And now withdrawn - Or sold early, so come on, own up, who bought it?!



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