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    Posted: 10 Apr 2016 at 12:43
A sexually active woman tells  her plastic surgeon that she
wanted her vaginal lips reduced in  size because they were too loose
and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she  insisted that the surgery be kept a
secret and the  surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anaesthesia  after the surgery she found 3
roses carefully placed beside her  on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately  calls in the doctor. 'I thought I
asked you not to  tell anyone about my operation!'
The surgeon told her he had  carried out her wish for
confidentiality and that the first rose  was from him:
'I felt sad because you went  through this all by yourself.'
'The second rose is from my  nurse. She assisted me in the
surgery and understood because she  had had the same procedure done
some time ago.'
'And what about the third rose  ?' she asked.
'That's from a man upstairs in  the burn unit. He wanted to
thank you for his new ears.' 
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha


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Ha ha ha ha ha. The mental image of that ,ha ha ha.
I used to be uncertain , but now i'm not sure anymore
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote cwp Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 May 2016 at 11:23
Trying to laugh with hangover lol.
born ugly what's your excuse!!
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