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Roger Ramjet 
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 Topic: One linersPosted: 11 Feb 2018 at 22:04 |
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Since having a neck brace fitted I've never looked back.........
I spent £500 buying my wife a trampoline for the lounge - she hit the roof...... The specialist in hospital explained that there was only one treatment left for my very ill granddad, to turn him on his front and cover his back in lard. He went downhill very quickly after that......... |
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andyisavinit
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Joined: 06 Apr 2015 Location: Bracknell Status: Offline Points: 523 |
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Posted: 24 May 2018 at 10:48 |
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Saw a telly for sale in a shop window for ONLY £1, label said volume stuck on full – I can't turn that down!
Bought a dog from a blacksmith - got him home and he made a bolt for the door. Saw a baguette in a zoo - keeper told me it was bread in captivity Seen the price of velcro? - What a rip off! I got bored with boxing so I took up Thai boxing - Got more of a kick out of that! Read a book about the history of glue - Couldn't put it down! (mostly Tim vine) |
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redratbike
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Posted: 24 May 2018 at 11:20 |
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cwp
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Posted: 24 May 2018 at 20:20 |
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😂😂😂😂
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born ugly what's your excuse!!
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Jambon
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Joined: 21 Sep 2018 Location: Bedfordshire Status: Offline Points: 154 |
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Posted: 30 Apr 2019 at 11:47 |
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Camping's in tents
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cwp
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Posted: 30 Apr 2019 at 18:54 |
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born ugly what's your excuse!!
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damo46
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Posted: 30 Apr 2019 at 21:44 |
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Two blondes walk into a bar.............you'd think one of them would have seen it.
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Road Racing Ireland, Do It Between The Hedges
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Noy Noy
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Joined: 15 May 2013 Location: Preston Status: Offline Points: 165 |
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Posted: 30 Apr 2019 at 22:07 |
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I love to go down to the park and watch the kids running and jumping about screaming - well they don’t know I’m only using blanks........
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Aching back, knackered wrists - What Mille yer got then?
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cwp
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Posted: 01 May 2019 at 22:57 |
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born ugly what's your excuse!!
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Pete 86
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Why did the mexican throw his wife on the fire?
TAKILA
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SoulDaddy
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What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand?
Quatro sinko.
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