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Rybes
Premium Member Joined: 07 May 2015 Location: Denmark Status: Offline Points: 1958 |
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Posted: 27 Jan 2016 at 20:04 |
I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a
60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself
thinking she probably had a really hot
daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a
Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter
threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I
wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.' We
drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky
night'. We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall
light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'
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ive just got my first vtwin and i think i got the right one
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rjt_mille
Moto3 racer Joined: 22 Jan 2016 Location: Spalding, Lincs Status: Offline Points: 24 |
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Hilarious!!
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cwp
Moto GP Alien Joined: 03 Feb 2014 Location: mid wales Status: Offline Points: 1688 |
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Lol
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born ugly what's your excuse!!
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