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IanG
Premium Member Joined: 04 Oct 2010 Location: N Wales Status: Offline Points: 10725 |
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Posted: 06 Dec 2015 at 20:12 |
DO I NEED SENSITIVITY TRAINING?
1) I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!
2) The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 21, and her name's Kathy.'
3) Went
to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "paedophile!" and other names at me, just because
my girlfriend is 24 and I'm 50. it completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
4) My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."
5) The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.
6) A man calls 999 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says "The sex is about the same, but the dishes are piling up!"
7) I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening." Then the fight started.
8) My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Oxfam to get all of her clothes back.
9) The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.
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Throbbing-Twin
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Quality joke's. But I am a bad man when it comes to jokes like above. I'm going straight to hell anyway so might as well go laughing.
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If its not broken then fix it until it is
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IanG
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Absolutely
If they can't take a joke....... |
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cwp
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born ugly what's your excuse!!
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Rybes
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brilliant
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ive just got my first vtwin and i think i got the right one
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Peter Harris
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Everyone a winner. What a great way to start Monday morning
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I'D RATHER A FULL BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME, THAN A FULL FRONTAL LABOTOMY
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Quality
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