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dainesefreak
Moto GP Alien Joined: 02 Apr 2015 Location: West Mids Status: Offline Points: 264 |
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Posted: 14 Apr 2015 at 13:30 |
I turned into a cat earlier today, don't ask meaow.
I'll get my coat.
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Bird
World Superbike Star Joined: 22 Jan 2014 Location: North West Status: Offline Points: 1047 |
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redratbike
Moderator Group The Collector Messiah Joined: 07 May 2008 Status: Offline Points: 16147 |
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its what my daughter would call a dad joke
i laugh she doesnt i think its obviously a man thing Bird!
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MountainMan
Moto GP Alien Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 1491 |
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I rather like that but my comedy is limited to what I can say around 3 small children.
What do you call a snail on a boat? A snailor!!!! |
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MountainMan
Moto GP Alien Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 1491 |
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Do we need to lower the tone a bit?
What do you call the smallest pub in the world? The Thalidomide Arms. |
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MountainMan
Moto GP Alien Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 1491 |
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Not a joke but something that happened that made me think I was living in the middle of a Jimmy Carr gag.
At the end of term, our kids had a non uniform day. The kids had to bring a pound each for a charity for amputees iirc. It was fronted by a bloke called Brian who had no arms. Sorry, I can't remember the name of the charity but the school headmaster in his infinite wisdom sent every child home with a letter explaining it was "Thumbs Up For Brian" day!!!! |
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dainesefreak
Moto GP Alien Joined: 02 Apr 2015 Location: West Mids Status: Offline Points: 264 |
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Great faux pas by a teacher.
It's about the only joke I can remember. I hear them, they're in there for about 5 minutes and then they're gone.
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Johnboy
Premium Member Joined: 10 Apr 2013 Location: Wrexham Status: Offline Points: 4779 |
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Here's a grandad joke:
What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison? You can't wash your hands in a Buffalo ,,,,, Now I'll get my coat!!! |
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Johnboy
Premium Member Joined: 10 Apr 2013 Location: Wrexham Status: Offline Points: 4779 |
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I went to the doctors with terrible wind, and asked the doc if he could give me anything.....
Wait for it, it's bad,,, So he passed me a kite 😂😂😂 |
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Granty
Premium Member Joined: 02 Mar 2013 Location: Brackley Status: Offline Points: 1003 |
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What goes 100 mph underground?
A mole on a motorbike
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MAY THE FORCE NOT SEE YOU
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threepints
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What do you call a multiple amputee in a swimming pool? Bob.
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Granty
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An Irish man was taking he`s driving test and the instructor said let the clutch out........ so he opened the door!
He failed so took he`s test again, the instructor said dip your lights...........so he drove into a lake sorry our westerly friends.
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MAY THE FORCE NOT SEE YOU
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dainesefreak
Moto GP Alien Joined: 02 Apr 2015 Location: West Mids Status: Offline Points: 264 |
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To all the innocent bystanders I can only apologise for what I've started here.
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IanG
Premium Member Joined: 04 Oct 2010 Location: N Wales Status: Offline Points: 10725 |
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What's yellow with red wheels?
A freshly whipped chinese |
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Mase
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What do you call a fella with a spade in his head.....
Dug |
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Mase
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What is the hight of agony.......
A one handed man hanging off a cliff with itchy bollox |
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Johnboy
Premium Member Joined: 10 Apr 2013 Location: Wrexham Status: Offline Points: 4779 |
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What do you call a man without a shovel in his head? Dougless,,,, |
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Johnboy
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What do you call a man with a pint of beer on his head, juggling balls, and playing snooker at the same time????
Beer - trix - potter. |
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MountainMan
Moto GP Alien Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 1491 |
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh. |
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grumpy
Premium Member Joined: 01 Jan 2012 Location: Gloucestershire Status: Offline Points: 166 |
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Oh dear, oh dear.
What do you call am man wearing paper underwear? Russel. |
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Johnboy
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea 😑 |
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Johnboy
Premium Member Joined: 10 Apr 2013 Location: Wrexham Status: Offline Points: 4779 |
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What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea 😂😂 |
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adzed
Premium Member The Bad man! Joined: 03 Oct 2010 Location: On the edge Status: Offline Points: 5087 |
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What's got a hundred balls and f**ks rabbits?
a shotgun!
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Ian03
Moto2 racer Joined: 09 Sep 2014 Location: Gateshead Status: Offline Points: 106 |
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What type of bees produce milk?
Boobees :o) |
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Just do it, you're not getting any younger
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j180
Moto GP Alien Joined: 18 Jan 2014 Location: scotland Status: Offline Points: 1100 |
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What do you call a man with a family of rabbits up his arse
Warren |
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Johnboy
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What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack |
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Johnboy
Premium Member Joined: 10 Apr 2013 Location: Wrexham Status: Offline Points: 4779 |
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What do you call a man with a pack of bacon on his head?
Hamed |
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Gazza
Premium Member Jaffa Cake Dealer Joined: 16 Nov 2012 Location: Essex Status: Offline Points: 862 |
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How do you make a budgie go woof?
pour petrol over him and set it alight.
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cwp
Moto GP Alien Joined: 03 Feb 2014 Location: mid wales Status: Offline Points: 1688 |
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What's the fastest thing underwater?
A Motorpike and sidecarp |
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IanG
Premium Member Joined: 04 Oct 2010 Location: N Wales Status: Offline Points: 10725 |
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What's the difference between a monkey and acid rain?
Not much..................................they both f*kc up trees |
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