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Red Mille
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Posted: 21 Sep 2014 at 18:23 |
on the motorway, got to the cashier with a coffee and a pork pie. "Sorry, I only have a twenty" I said, "Well you had better put the pork pie back" said she!
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f**king bitch, I'd of just left them with her and said do it yourself
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Think about it Dazzer Lol! |
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Less is more, more a less.
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Brain is all mush today, too much CBeebies
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I dont get it....
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tapmyhed
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Nice.....funny....thought it was going to be a helmet gag......
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Sabre
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Clever. The scary bit is its not too far from the truth
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Sabre
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shall I explain?
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redratbike
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i'm doing this for the silent majority
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Gazza
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Apparently you need three people for a joke, one to tell it. one to get it, and one for the other two to explain it to.
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Sabre
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Red was alluding to the fact that by only having a £20 note, he didn't have enough to pay for both the Coffee and the Pie, hence the comment by the Cashier " you had better put the pie back then!"
The impact of the joke surrounds the premise that service station prices are high. Or something like that.
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Peter Harris
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Ok. I got it. But Red didn't . If I had gone up to the till, and said i only have a twenty, and the cashier said you had better put the pie back, I would have laughed and said, blimey is it that expensive. She has a mundane job, and obviously likes to have a larf. This means flirty cashier likes me. Phone numbers get exchanged. Cashier and me get a result. Well thats the luck I used to have 30 years ago.
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I'D RATHER A FULL BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME, THAN A FULL FRONTAL LABOTOMY
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Pete, that's what I love about you, your STILL young minded Hehe!
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Red Mille
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Jesus! Bob Monkhouse must be sobbing in his casket!
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Peter Harris
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Whats Bob Monkhouse got to do with all this ? ? ? I used to think he was a right dickhead.
He even hated Elvis, even before he got fat. Bob Monkhouse uncool. Bet he didn't ride an Aprilia either
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I'D RATHER A FULL BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME, THAN A FULL FRONTAL LABOTOMY
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Red Mille
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One of the cleverest comedians, ever!
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Peter Harris
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Ooh er, oops
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I'D RATHER A FULL BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME, THAN A FULL FRONTAL LABOTOMY
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