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    Posted: 21 Sep 2014 at 18:23
on the motorway, got to the cashier with a coffee and a pork pie. "Sorry, I only have a twenty" I said, "Well you had better put the pork pie back" said she!
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f**king bitch, I'd of just left them with her and said do it yourself
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote RSLee Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Sep 2014 at 22:46
Originally posted by Dazzer Dazzer wrote:

f**king bitch, I'd of just left them with her and said do it yourself


Think about it Dazzer Lol!
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Brain is all mush today, too much CBeebies
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I dont get it.... Embarrassed
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tapmyhed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Sep 2014 at 08:21
Nice.....funny....thought it was going to be a helmet gag......
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Clever. The scary bit is its not too far from the truthAngry

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Originally posted by Crownan Crownan wrote:

I dont get it.... Embarrassed
makes 2 of us man enough to admit it


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shall I explain?LOLBig smile

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Originally posted by Sabre Sabre wrote:

shall I explain?LOLBig smile
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Apparently you need three people for a joke, one to tell it. one to get it, and one for the other two to explain it to.
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Red was alluding to the fact that by only having a £20 note, he didn't have enough to pay for both the Coffee and the Pie, hence the comment by the Cashier " you had better put the pie back then!"

The impact of the joke surrounds the premise that service station prices are high.

Or something like that.

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Ok. I got it. But Red didn't . If I had gone up to the till, and said i only have a twenty, and the cashier said you had better put the pie back, I would have laughed and said, blimey is it that expensive. She has a mundane job, and obviously likes to have a larf. This means flirty cashier likes me. Phone numbers get exchanged. Cashier and me get a result. Wink LOL Well thats the luck I used to have 30 years ago. Thumbs Up
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Pete, that's what I love about you, your STILL young minded Hehe!

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Jesus! Bob Monkhouse must be sobbing in his casket!

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Whats Bob Monkhouse got to do with all this ? ? ? I used to think he was a right dickhead.
He even hated Elvis, even before he got fat. Bob Monkhouse uncool. Confused Bet he didn't ride an Aprilia either LOL LOL
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One of the cleverest comedians, ever!
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Ooh er, oops LOL
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